December 12, 2014

Disney recap day 2!

 We made it to Epcot!!! I personally think Epcot is underrated, maybe it isn't. Maybe what I'm trying to say is that I didn't think Epcot would be fun.... but it was so much! We were there almost 5 hours that day! As you can see, it started out overcast, but still warm enough to wear shorts. By the end of the night (we went to Hollywood Studios in the pm) we were drenched! Of COURSE we didn't bring our ponchos and I was too stubborn to take an hour and a half out of our precious time to go back and get the ponchos....and even more stubborn to not buy them, knowing they were back at the hotel. It was awful. I was running (okay maybe super briskly walking) to the Rock N Roller Coaster, and I stepped in what I *thought* was a shallow puddle. Oh no, it went up to my ankles.  My feet looked like wrinkled prunes that night. It was disgusting. Also, it got SO cold. We couldn't even enjoy the Osbourne Lights to their fullest potential, but it was still a sight to see. Sadly, we didn't make it on Toy Story Midway Mania... NEXT time!



I wish I knew how to photoshop all of the people out of this photo but us!!!
 







If you like Fish and Chips --- eat here!!! It was "quick service" and so so good! I think it's counter-part to the left was the sit down restaurant which we didn't have reservations for.







Please tell me you notice every single person in ponchos, right?? Everyone but us. Can I tell you, this 2nd day was the first time we had the "fresh" popped popcorn. O H M Y G O S H it was HEAVENLY. Like, the best freshest popped popcorn I've ever tasted. We had about 5 of them for the remainder of our trip from the different parks.


December 04, 2014

Day 1 WDW Recap, Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party!


Without a doubt, our Walt Disney World vacation was the best one we've been on. (And this beats out our Honeymoon!). Okay, so maybe its TIED with our honeymoon, but it was just so fabulous! I have SO SO many pictures that I really need to break down these recaps into 3 or 4 posts. I'm sorry, I hope you aren't sick of me and Disney World after spending four days reading them! Moving on....

I have been dreaming of going to Walt Disney World since Michael and I started dating. I thought, this would be such a fun vacation for the two of us to do! But then I quickly managed to explore the idea of an All-Inclusive vacation and how affordable they are in the Caribbean and Disney was history from there. Time went by and we kept finding good Carribbean deals and Disney just kept slipping from our radar of vacation spots.  Fast forward to this year, when I've been asked to be a Maid of Honor, and a Bridesmaid in the next two years. AKA $$$$$. Also throw in a child (MAYBE) and where does that leave Disneyworld for me and Michael while we are still just "us" ?? So yes I sound like a brat when I tell you this is our third vacation this year. But there is no time like the present. YOLO people! So I started looking up prices for Disney and honestly, it was still really expensive but I knew I so badly wanted to go (and ASAP). My best friend's Aunt (who I've known since I've been a baby) works for WDW (corporate) and can get discounts on tickets and hotels.  For some reason, the weekend we chose she could not get a discount on the hotel (wahhh) but the tickets, yes! She totally helped us out. It wasn't a HUGE savings but it was something! (15% off the price).  And that 15% savings gave me my budget money for Disney shirts! SCORE.

Our flight had us arriving in Orlando around 2pm. I was toying with the idea of a 4-day park hopper but Sunday was practically wasted since we really wouldn't be able to get to the park until about 3pm or so. I saw an ad for Mickey's Very Merry Christmas party and thought it looked good, but the reviews weren't all that stellar. I talked with Aunt Cathy and decided it would be our best option There were so many positives about going this route (getting a ticket to the MVMCP and a 3day hopper). A) it was cheaper for 3-day hopper. B) the ticket for the xmas party lets you in starting at FOUR PM and the park was open till MIDNIGHT!! This was so totally a win and PERFECT for our plans.  I'd get to see the Castle lit up with the most amazing lights (you'll see too very shortly) and see the Disney Christmas parade!   I'm so excited I wish I was still there!

The Magical Express that took us to our Disney Hotel!

Us in our Mickey shirt's "Aww!" Really though, could I be cheesing any harder??
Day One: Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party, highlight of the day, seeing Cinderella's castle lit up and the amazing fireworks show (which by the way I own the CD that they use for when they show the firework and it just is amazing). (P.S, just deal with the word "amazing" as I'll be using it SO MANY times throughout this post). Also, what was really nice about the MVMCP was the fact that they were making non-ticket holders leave promptly at 7pm. They had cast members in various parts of the parks just double checking bands and anyone who didn't have one was escorted out. Disney, you rock! The lines were NON-EXISTENT. If you EVER have a chance to attend a special ticketed event (Xmas party, Not So Scary Party for Halloween), I highly recommend this. We got on every single ride and that made our last day (in the Magic Kingdom) stress free because we had already gone on the rides and were just repeating ourselves the last day. Let's move onto the pictures:

magic kingdom


cinderella castle

We're here!!! OR this is at our hotel, I can't remember! 
Big Thunder, amazing shot!
One of my FAVORITE rides! We went on about 5 times!

Floating Lanterns in Rapunzel's village!
 




Fun ride, but a little overrated in my opinion!!! 

video

So sad this Minnie and Mickey photo is blurry! I do NOT know how to take pictures at night.
And of course, saving the most magical and BEST photo for LAST:
 holiday wishes fireworks

IS THIS NOT THE MOST MAGICAL THING YOU'VE EVER LAID YOUR EYES ON??

December 01, 2014

Post-Thanksgiving Blues

Well. First I thought that Disney Withdrawal was awful. Now, here I am sitting stuffed like a moose after my almost 5 day Thanksgiving Break, with the blues because I'm back to reality sitting in a job that I have such a strong hatred for, and my bank account dwindled from shopping way to much for stuff that I really didn't need, and I guess it's OK though because if it weren't for this god-awful job, I wouldn't be able to have Disney Withdrawal or Post-Thanksgiving Blues.

So, I'm right back where I started I guess?

Anyway, you know how they (who's they?) say when the cat's away the mice will play? That is TOTALLY not the case for me. I've been SO busy since I've come home from the MOST MAGICAL PLACE ON THIS ENTIRE EARTH and have not had one minute to even think about opening blogger.com. But I'm not sorry, remember I ranted about that last week? I fully intend on having an amazing vacation recap with only hopes that you'll want to visit Disney World after I share my pictures with you... not to make you jealous. But just so you can have an "aww wow!" reaction, and then go plan your own Disney trip! It was THE BEST, and I mean THE BEST vacation I have EVER been on.  And trust me when I tell you, anything that could have gone wrong, did! But somehow, I managed to have the best time of my life and I'm so happy that I have amazing memories from this trip.

I will be hopefully recapping this week (okay I really will this time!) but I'm not sure when as my boss will be back in the office tomorrow, but then departing for a business trip Thursday of this week. It will be hectic, but I'm really hoping to get some pictures up.  I hope everyone had a lovely Thanksgiving and we will be chatting soon!

November 18, 2014

blogging things that irk me

Have you ever come across certain things on someone's blog that just irks the living daylights out of you? Of course you have.  Have you ever reached out to the person to let them know? Of course you haven't, because that would be rude. And not nice. But have you dedicated an entire blog post to it? Oh you betchya!

So, without sounding like a broken record to the 800 blogs that have already posted about this, I give you:

STOP DOING THESE THINGS ON YOUR BLOG.
please and thank you.

1. TURN OFF CAPTCHA. Word verification. Robot finder. WHAT EVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT. GET RID OF IT. OH MY GOD. Why in God's name do you have that shit on your blog posts? Really, do you just not know that it's on there? I'm not going to show you how to do it. As a seasoned blogger, you should already know how to turn it off.  Would it be rude to email someone asking them to turn it off?  There have been so many times I've went to comment on a blog, and I end up not doing it because of that stupid thing. It's so annoying and it just needs to go away. For those of you who have this activated: why? What is the reason (honestly though, I'm very curious) ?


2. Teeny tiney microscopic font. Oh, I'm sorry, can you not read that? If you don't have 20/20 perfect vision, that little blurb says "TEENY TINEY MICROSCOPIC FONT".  People, I don't have perfect vision, and my computer screen is about 2 1/2 feet away from me. I can't read your posts if you use size 8 Arial font. Please increase your font sizes!

3. "Older Posts" and "New Posts" links open up a whole new browser page/tab. I know what you're doing.  You are trying to increase your page views.  You aren't getting by on ME!  This is super annoying.  If I wanted to have your page open in another browser/tab, I would right click, and click on "Open In New Reading Tab".  But for you to specifically set up those links to automatically open a new tab, that's just wrong and ANNOYING.

4. Sharing stupid shit that you would never buy in a ZILLION years [For the record, that's NEVER]. Example of this: sharing organic face wash. REALLY? What the hell happened to using good old Neutrogena Face Wash. COME ON.  Or, how about this one: don't share how you are eating pizza bagel bites every fucking night of the week (because we know you are getting compensated to do so.) You are making me think you are a lazy fatass. (That's someone who's fat and doesn't want to cook, ever). Was that rude of me? I don't care.
*Please note, this is not in ANY FORM jealousy of those who do sponsored posts (that I obviously don't have the opportunity to do). But making me look at your pizza bagel bites for the 8,000 time this week is a little overkill.

5. Apologizing for being absent. (I'm guilty of this). We all need to stop. Think about it, when your favorite blogger hasn't blogged for quite sometime, and then they randomly show up and churn out 5 posts in a row...are you pissed?? NO!! You're HAPPY they are back! So let's stop apologizing.

6. Don't be a copycat! I can't tell you how much my blood boils when I see nearly identical posts from two different people. So why read then? I normally don't.  I read a really clever (what I now know was sponsored) post the other day and I genuinely liked it, and it made me want to get the product. I randomly stumbled across a blog that had almost the exact post, but obviously with their own pictures/wording. I guess this is more of a complaint to the companies reaching out to too many bloggers to promote the same product.

7. REALLY HUGE BLOG BUTTONS. We got really serious for the last couple of points, so bringing it back down to good old fashioned complaining. I really don't want a blog button bigger than 200px wide on my side bar. If you have a blog button that is larger than 200px I'm just letting you know now, that I will resize it regardless if you tell me I can/can't. 

8. Hideous Fonts. Sarah has provided us with an awesome post on fonts that go well together. Let's keep Comic Sans back with our AIM Away Messages from 1999. Thanks.

9. Having a picture in your post, with a "source" link beneath it, that leads me to the jpeg of the image on your photobucket account. People. I didn't click on the link to see this on your photobucket page, I wanted to see where the hell you found this item you're sharing with us.  Is this an active item that is being sold in stores right now? Or was this simply an image on page 17 of 300 results from a  google image search? 

10. Plastic.  Like mean girls plastic. I know your life isn't as pretty as you show us on your blog. 

I want to hear your real voice sometimes, even if it means spilling the secret that your husband and you argue over who does the dishes, or the pile of laundry you have on the other side of the room when you do a photo-shoot. Or that sometimes, you really do rely on those bagel bites for dinner because you have NO idea what the hell to cook for the 700th night in a row.  I want to hear the real YOU!  When you constantly share perfect images and outfits on your blog, my opinion of you changes...I start to feel that I can't relate to you anymore.  BE YOURSELF!

(p.s.) I made this, how cute, right? By the way, that photo (found on pinterest) was the inspiration behind my new blog look!

Anyway, hope I didn't offend anyone too much, but #sorrynotsorry! (oh, that's another pet peeve too).

November 14, 2014

Disney: What I'm wearing

I'm really excited to share some of the tshirts that we've purchased over the last 2 months in preparation for our Disney Trip. As you know, I've been trying to be good about my shopping habits, but did you really think I wasn't going down to Florida without a proper wardrobe? I think not! So, I searched and searched for the best (and cutest) bargains I could find. Walmart, JCPenney, Target, and Kohl's really pulled through on this one for me!

So first, I'm pissed at walmart.com for not having the THREE other shirts I got listed online. And they are really cute too, so you'll have to wait to see those when I upload about our trip when I get back.

Starting with the aqua Minnie Tshirt. This is a kids XL from Target. $8.00
Men's Mickey Tshirt (white). JCP for $9.99 and with a coupon
Men's Hakuna Matata Tshirt: Kohl's retail for 12.99 but we had a coupon and they have a deal 2/$20 so technically less than $10.00 (SCORE!!!)
Men's Disney Heads Tshirt: JCP for $9.99 plus coupon
Pink Minnie Mouse Tshirt: JCP Girls department.....FOUR DOLLARS AND TWENTY FIVE CENTS.
Lastly, Mens Mickey Mouse Grey Tshirt: Walmart, $7.99

Not pictured, 2 baseball Tshirts from Walmart at $12.99 each, and 1 "Let it Go" Frozen Tshirt for $7.99, also from Walmart....

walt disney world clothes



To make my grand total come out to............$79.21 with an average of  $8.80 per shirt!

Call me crazy, but I knew that when I planned this trip that I'd want to be decked out in Disney wear the entire time, so of course I factored in $100 in our budget for clothing.  I'm so excited I've come up $20.00 LESS than my budget!  Do I get the bargain shopper of the year award, or what!?!?!?!?

And really, how CUTE are these shirts?

But since this polar vortex crap has hit the East Coast, it's just my luck that I'm going to need to wear a thermal and sweatshirt over these probably the entire time! That's okay though, because I'm going TO DISNEY! The most MAGICAL place on EARTH!  Ok, are you sick of reading about this yet?? I know my coworkers are :)

November 13, 2014

skinny jeans and knees / a wedding dilemma

So I'm wearing my H&M skinny dark denim jeans today. I try to get 2-4 uses out of them before I wash them, because a)they shrink and b)the darkness ALWAYS wears off. Nothing makes me cringe more than jeans that once were dark wash and then look all faded. It really irks me, so if you are near me, don't wear jeans like that. Anyway, it's rather cold here today in NJ and since my boss and her backup are out of the office (and I have a car appointment right after work) I said to myself, "I'm wearing jeans today with my boots!" Personally, I hate wearing "work business clothes" to appointments. And this could be an appointment of any kind really, hair, car, doctor's. It just makes me so nutty! So that brings me to the topic of my skinny jeans and my knees.
Picture from Advice from a 20 Something
The current pair I have on, I wore one other time before this and so today, my 2nd time wearing, and they are inside my tall boots. I have that ugly knee gathering because they are stretched out. What the hell, really? Why must they stretch out so badly?! I do sit cross-legged in work sometimes, but NEVER with skinny jeans because I know what the result is = ugly baggy knee area. And put that inside of tall boots = one ugly freaking look.  So my question is, are you people wearing skinny jeans inside your tall boots? Do you have magic kneecaps that don't stretch out your pants? Are they so tight that they don't stretch? Are you wearing JEGGINGS?! Help me out here! I'm very self-conscious when it comes to baggy knee caps in skinny jeans. It's funny and ridiculous at the same time!

WHAT IS THE SECRET?! SOMEONE TELL ME.

Now that I've gotten that silly shit out of me, let's move onto something serious. I really need help here.

Let me start with the facts: As you know, I am the Maid of Honor for my sister in law.  Her wedding is in April 2016. Currently, I am 29 years old, with a birthday in August, (next year I will be 30). I am in a wedding in August of next year and then 8 months later will be my sister in law's wedding. At that point, I'll be approaching 31. Do you follow?

Now here is the story:  I had my mother in law over for tea to catch up and when she got to my house, she told me my sister in law and her fiance would be coming (thanks for asking if they could come over BTW) [okay that was bratty, I really didn't care :) ]. We were all chitty-chattying and my sister in law said "Okay I have a question". My stomach dropped and I wondered what this was all about. She said, "Would you be opposed to going to Vegas for my bachelorette party?" I already had a nervous pit developing in my stomach, this just put me over the edge.  Now if you've been around here long enough, you know I'm not a partyer, go outter type person.  So I simply stated "Really? Umm (not a bratty um by the way) I guess? I mean, if I am physically able to go, I guess so?"  She didn't get my hint (aka maybe I'll be pregnant?) So we kept talking about it and then I just flat out said "You know, I'm turning 30 next year and Mike and I do have some sort of plan in action as far as moving on to the next steps in our lives, and wanting to start a family"   She asked me when we would start trying (is that really her business?) and I said in the late summer of next year (which would *fingers crossed* put me pregnant in April 2016 during her wedding.  All of a sudden the room got so quiet, and she turned ice cold. Everyone left and that was it.

So, is it wrong of me to say these things? Obviously I don't know what my future holds but I can't be 8 months pregnant in my other friends wedding in August, it's so messed up! I really don't want to go to Vegas (hello, we live in NJ). Not to mention putting starting a family on the side, that would be 2 vacation days I have to save, on top of 1 for her actual wedding date (it's on a Friday). Am I wrong here?! Argh. Life. It can be so complicated sometimes!

November 06, 2014

i'm going to disney world! how i prepared

In 10 days and counting, and I will be partying with Mickey & Minnie at the Very Merry Christmas Party. Could life get any better than that? I think not.


Now this is not a post for me to brag (ok, maybe a little? forgive me. ) about taking my 756th vacation this year (St. Lucia, Vegas), but just to shout out that "I'm going to Disney World!" and let you know how excited I am, and how to plan a trip to Walt Disney World in 30 days or less.

1. Book Flights and a Disney Resort as fast as you can. I cannot stress this enough. I was toying with the idea of staying off-property, in a more eco-friendly hotel with a breakfast buffet already included. But staying off-property comes with many questions: How will you get to the parks? Do they offer transportation to/from the hotel? How often (if they do) are their shuttles between parks/to and from the hotel? Does the free breakfast really outweigh all of the above that is included with staying at a Disney property? To some, perhaps. But for myself and Michael, we aren't huge breakfast eaters so I skipped the breakfast off-property hotel and booked a Disney Hotel. As far as flights...well I kind of booked these simultaneously because you may find a hotel available, but the flight selection sucks!! It pays to know how to multi-task :)

2. Be flexible with dates.  For some, again, this may not be an option. Luckily for me, it was. I had my dates set on a Friday - Monday however the Value Resort on Disney property was not available. I had to adjust my dates by coming two days later on a Sunday in order to get a room. But now, I'm staying on property, and paying less than $100 a night.

3. Get a plan in action. When are you arriving in Disney? Can you go to the park the first day, or will you be low key, perhaps swimming or visiting Downtown Disney? Is it worth it to get a park hopper pass? For us, we are arriving at 1:30 pm which will put as arriving at our hotel by 3pm, transportation courtesy of the Magical Express (oh how I love that!!). I was originally looking into a 4-day park hopper, but found out that Mickey's Very Merry Christmas party is on that Sunday night in the Magical Kingdom. They have extended hours till midnight and the party goes from 7pm - midnight. However, with the ticket to this party, you can enter the park as early as 4pm.  The price of two Christmas tickets is cheaper than a 1 day ticket to the park, so we decided to get a 3-day hopper and a pass to the Christmas party. That is a savings right there!

     3a. Along with a plan, get those Fast Pass Reservations. Funny story: I had already booked my fast passes but when I did it, at the time, I wasn't able to get one for the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train. I was SO pissed.  That is their newest ride I believe and I figure that the lines will be LONG. Well, the other night, I decided to randomly check and I was able to get a fast pass!! (This was at midnight last weekend I believe). HA. The next morning I wake up to this: SEVEN DWARFS MINE TRAIN CATCHES FIRE. Oh my gosh, NO!!!! Fortunately, no one was hurt, and the ride was back in action that same night. PHEW.

4. Do not expect to get reservations in the restaurants.  When I finally figured out which days I would be in the Magic Kingdom (1st and last) I immediately went to Fast-Pass to see if I could get a reservation at "Be Our Guest". NOT HAPPENING.  If you are planning a Disney trip with less than 30 days, just don't even bother. It will never happen. They do have an app for our phones now that you can try and get reservations the day or (for the restaurants) but most times, I'm assuming there will not be openings unless people cancel last minute (which you can get a fee because reservation restaurants require a credit card to secure the booking).  So park food it is. Is food really that important to you?? No!! You are there to see Mickey Mouse and go on the rides!!! Who cares if you are eating at a "fast food" type restaurant!  If you really want to see Be Our Guest, go take a stroll over to Fantasy Land and snap some pics... I am going to try to see if I can at least get a "Grey Stuff" Cupcake! I also went on so many Disney tourist websites to scout out some of the better "fast food restaurants" and what would meet our needs for lunch/dinner. I recommend the Disney Food Blog and All Ears for menus!

5. Buy Disney paraphernalia prior to leaving. Walmart, Target, and Kohl's are my new best friends. Oh, and JC Penney's too.  I have pretty much got my wardrobe for my trip set, and Michael's too for under $100 dollars. Dressing in Disney-wear was important to me and I factored this into my budget.  T-Shirts were approximately $10 each average. And they are cute too!

6. Check into your hotel prior to arrival. I will let you know how this one goes. We are staying at the All-Star Movies resort and I asked to be placed in the "101 Dalmations Section". I'm so excited about this. 
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7. If you are trying to save money, look into Garden Grocer. Like I mentioned before, Michael and I really aren't breakfast eaters. I scoured the internet for ways to save money on food in Disney. There are ways. For instance, the Garden Grocer delivers to Disney Hotels (for a fee).  For under $50 dollars, I got a case of water, bananas, grapes, goldfish, doritos, yogurts, granola bars and a few other things to be delivered prior to my arrival to the hotel.  If all goes well, it will be delivered to my room prior to check in.  If not, they will hold the food at Guest Services and it can be delivered to the room when I check in.  I'm flying Spirit Air (aka airline that charges you for every. single. thing) and am only taking ONE checked back (good luck to me). I don't have room for that stuff in my suitcase!! So basically for four days, we are covered for breakfast and snacks (in the park we will take the snacks) for less than $50 bucks! SCORE.

8. Make a check list for crying out loud!!! I have yet to do this, but wouldn't it suck if I forgot my mouse ears???? YES IT WOULD! I'm sure you can find anything and everything you need at WDW if you forgot it, but for hella expensive! Word of advice: Go to the dollar store and buy ponchos. I'm hearing it rains all the time, and apparently it is Hurricane Season now, but I'm thinking more along the lines of three words: KALI RIVER RAPIDS.  I do not walk around the park soaked after that ride, especially after I found out park guests can opt to have riders more soaked by pressing a little button! Oh, and don't forget the ziplocks!!!! wet socks from the ride? want to protect your cell phone? ZIP LOCK BAGS.


9. HAVE A COUNTDOWN AND LISTEN TO DISNEY MUSIC ON REPEAT UNTIL THE DAY FINALLY COMES. Thank you to Spotify (<-- seriously that channel is the best), I've been blasting the music NON-STOP. Oh, and how could I forget, DISNEY MOVIE MARATHON! One Disney movie a night until your day of departure finally arrives!! Tonight, we are watching Cinderella. The past few nights were Aladdin, Little Mermaid, Peter Pan, you get the idea!

So I really hate ending lists on an odd number, so YOU tell ME. For those of you who have traveled to Walt Disney World, am I missing any key preparation tips?? Let me know!

October 31, 2014

On why I don't give out candy

Call me the Halloween Grinch, or Devil to be more appropriate. But I don't hand out Halloween Candy to trick or treaters.


First and foremost. There are rules when Trick or Treating and they are pretty easy. 5 Simple words. "TRICK OR TREAT" and "THANK YOU!" Any brat that doesn't say that to me, I have said in the past, withholding the candy, "What do you say???" and then they would mumble "trick or treat". I'm sorry you little rotten child, I'm giving you FREE candy, and all you have to do is say those 3 simple words, along with a THANK YOU at the end. How HARD is that to do?

(2009)
The very first year I offered to come to Michael's house to hand out Halloween Candy. He wouldn't be home from work and I could make it down to the house for the early afternoon crowd. I was a very naive, gungho girl, handing out candy at my boyfriends HOUSE. Like, this was really really cool. I got a box of chip bags (those wise boxes that have doritoes and all those things).  We probably had half of the box left over, aka barely any kids. And the kids that did come just stood there with their bags/pillowcase/candy sacks out looking for me to throw the candy in, without asking! Little runts.

(2010)
The following year, I had just moved in and we decided to get the big Candy Bars you can buy at Costco/BJ's and for you people who don't know what those stores are, they are "buy in bulk" warehouse where you can get a zillion of everything for a good price.  Costco was offering a coupon if you bought two boxes of the big candy bars you'd get so many dollars off, so I got two of them. As a kid, there was one house that gave these out each year, and I couldn't wait to go there because I was excited for a huge candy bar. But anyway, maybe there were 30 bars or so in total? Well, we were SLAMMED with children AND OLD KIDS. Literally, every single bar I had was gone in about a half hour. I was pissed.  I ran out to the store to get cheap candy. And that went too. What the hell?

(2011)
My third Halloween at my current residence, those little teeny bopper punks pissed me off so much the year before that I said, "that's it. I'm getting the cheapest shit candy I can find because I hate this holiday and these brats and that's that".  It was a crummy Halloween. I had ZERO KIDS.
Me on November 1st with all my candy left over that I don't eat.

(2012)
The next year after that, Hurricane Sandy came and Halloween was non existent.

(2013)
The year I decided to become a grinch.  I felt horrible. However, I made sure to notify families that I would not be participating in Halloween with a single symbol. No porch light. People, you know of this rule right? No light = no candy. But that didn't stop those little punks from knocking, ringing, and peeking in my damn door and side window! I had to HIDE in my backroom. I ate pizza with Michael in the dark. He had to come through our house through the back entrance. It was terrible.

So why do I do it you ask? Well, call me old fashioned, but a little "thank you" goes a long way and honestly, i'm just not seeing it in kids these days. They aren't thankful for this holiday. They just see it as free candy. I guess I am asking too much because November is the "Be Thankful" month if we want to get all technical. Ugh.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

October 28, 2014

DIY Ariel Costume: The result

So you all know I had a Halloween Party Saturday night. I apologize for the crazy amount of instagram uploads...what can I say, I was really excited to share pictures! Most of these the majority of you have seen, but if you are not following me on instagram, here are some below!


Let's just take a moment to look at how perfectly that tank top blends into my body. Where the hell did my tan go? If it isn't obvious, I clearly hibernate from September through June. Isn't Rachel's Minnie costume perfect? Her mom MADE IT (the skirt and mouse ears). I think I need to hit up her crafting skills to get a pair of ears prior to my trip in November! Do people actually wear the mouse ears around the parks all day long?!?


First time ever wearing false eyelashes. I actually put them on myself. Holy moly they are amazing! But I don't know how people wear these everyday?? These were from Target, ELF brand, and only ONE DOLLAR. Wow, my teeth are looking pretty white! Must be that new toothpaste regimen that blogger sucked me into.

 

This photo comes along with the caption, "Do something mermaidy!" Really?!?! They wanted me to do this in a picture, but I settled for pretend fins on my ottoman.



I'm honestly so so thrilled with the outcome of my DIY costume.  This is by far my best work. I didn't know if I'd look silly without fins, but those $3.00 leggings from Target were perfect. I couldn't have imagined this costume any better than this.  Well, I should have had Sebastian on my other side, but I didn't feel like digging through my Christmas ornaments to find him (I have the Sebastian ornament from McDonald's from the 90s).  Isn't that Flounder SO adorable!!?!? AHH I LOVE THIS COSTUME!.  My wig was a big pain in my ass. It was too big for my head and kept slipping backwards, which is why my bangs look so odd in my "mermaidy" photo. Ah whatever. It was an $11 dollar wig. Who cares!

And bad blogger of me, I didn't take one single photo of my decor. Maybe I'll have to take some later on because I had some cute things out!


Verdict on these: You need an icing bag and you need an icing tip.  Ziploc and a hole at the bottom doesn't cut it. Also, 1 cup sugar to 4 egg whites = TOO SWEET. Either make it 1/2 cup sugar, or add more egg whites.  Even though they don't look like those from the recipe, they still look adorable!

The party turned out to be a real success.  Everyone had a good time, and that is all I was really hoping would happen.  I kept referring it as a "gathering" because let's be real, I'm not one for parties too much anyway! We played Guesstures, Disney Scene It!, and Apples to Apples.  It was a quarter to one by the time everyone left! I actually wasn't even tired. But I'll tell you, I had a wicked hangover the next morning.  The sign of a great night.