November 19, 2013


Tattoos.  Otherwise known as permanent INK on your SKIN that will NEVER come off, unless you pay $$$ to have it removed.

I don't have one.

This doesn't mean I haven't thought about getting one.

What would I get, you might ask?

I mean, it's supposed to be something that you love enough that you wouldn't mind looking at it, or knowing it's on your body for the rest of your life, or any type of medical professional that could possibly see it any time you go to the doctor's office or hospital.

What does anyone like that much that they are willing to let people know they have it?

It got me thinking, what in the world would I tattoo on my body if I had the guts to do so? Besides my cats, there is only one thing on this planet that I truly can honestly say I love (well besides my family and husband but we all know that significant other tattoos are a serious no-no).

That my friends, is: THE GOONIES.

Quite odd, I know, but it has been my favorite movie since I was able to watch movies in my bedroom, on my very own Symphonic 9 inch  TV with attached VCR. See picture, I really did have that exact one.

So of course, me being the google queen I am.... I took to google for some ideas of tattoos related to the Goonies for myself, in case I'd ever decide to put permanent ink on my body (I wouldn't, but that's besides the point of this blog post).

Let's see the trainwreck of google images I came up with:

Oh mylanta, here we go:

[one] the Goonies logo.  I'll admit that this is pretty good. However, who in their right mind would place that right there under their belly button?!?!?!!  Why would you want your body tattooed with the words "The Goonies" anyway? That's so dumb.

[two] Goonies never say die. This is the Goonies' phrase.  They don't give up, they need to find One Eyed Willy, and the rich stuff. They NEED to get the money to save the Goon docks! Goonies NEVER say die.  I have to question the character who put this on their body, especially since they are NOT a goonie, nor will they ever be.

[three] An amazing tattoo drawing of One Eyed Willy.  Maybe if your into skull heads and jewels and stuff this could work.... maybe... probably not though.

[four] It's CHUNNK.  Doing the truffle shuffle, what appears to be on someone's leg.  Honestly these tattoos get sillier by the minute. I'm really glad I googled this.

[five]  This tattoo artist is extremely talented.  By golly if this isn't the best drawing-turned-tattoo of Sloth, I don't know what is.  For your reference, here is a picture of him from the movie: HEYYY YOU GUYYYSSSSSS

[six]  a creative recreation of the Nintendo game outline of the goonies. Just stop. Did you love the nintendo game that much you needed to have it on your body?

So, now that I've educated myself on The Goonies tattoo ideas, what would I get?

Ha, nothing.  I still would get nothing.

What kind of tattoos do you have, or what would you get??


  1. I am seriously considering getting two small swallows tattooed on the top of my foot to represent my grandparents who always loved birds. I have been thinking about it for a couple of years now and still haven't made the leap to actually do it :)

  2. hahaha you should get the Chunk tattoo, because he's hilarious! (Jk, obviously!)

  3. OMG I LOVE the Goonies! Although no enough to get a tattoo of them. lol. I want one that says "always on my mind, forever in my heart" for all the loved ones I've lost.

  4. Fact: I have a movie logo tattooed on my body :)

  5. You are not a real Goonies fan if you don't have a tattoo of them :) Go on, show your love and dedication. PS. just what would your husband think if you getting a Goonies tattoo?

  6. Omg I am dying!!! PLEASE get one of these. I would totally come with you!

  7. I love thissss! I like Goonies Never Say Tie, or the truffle shuffle! I don’t have any but I would love one. I think. Of a day of the dead sugar skull. I love the beauty of those tattoos and they honor my background. I’m too scared to get one though. And afraid I’d regret it. I might pull the trigger on it in a year or two though…I really do like the way they look.

  8. OMG, those are hysterical. I love Friends SO MUCH. Never thought about getting a Friends tattoo. Hrmmm, now I'm off to see if there are any.