September 19, 2013

jerry o'connell made out with me

IN MY DREAMS last night!!

It was the most bizarre thing, and I can't quite put my finger on it.

Well, the fact that Jerry O'Connell was in my dreams is due to the fact that I watched SCREAM 2 on Sunday. So that's that.  But the rest of it?  No idea....

Here's how it went down:

I was with Colleen, and we were at an amusement park of some kind. I want to say it was Six Flags Great Adventure (in NJ) but a) it wasn't called that and b)the layout was completely different.

We were walking around the park, and a lot of the time, we were climbing on these huge nets to get to each part of the park, the kind you would find at an amusement park in the kid's section.
Like this, but think old, dirty rope, and about 100 feet wide....

Eventually, we came to a very secluded (and kind of scary because it was towards the end of the night-no one is in the park-suspicious cars kind of way), and I felt like I was Pocohontas trying to figure out if we should choose the smoothest curve, steady as the beating drum? No, of course we wouldn't do that.  We took the crazy cooky way, which eventually lead us to SEA WORLD. Or something of that nature, inside Great Adventure.  The Park ranger yelled at us that Seaworld had closed, their last show ended around 5pm. It was so empty...And suddently, you know that eery feeling you get when you see a picture of a tumbleweed blowing in the wind with all empty rides and clown faces came over us. It was just plain weird.
Yeah, those horse faces on the merry-go-rounds get me every time.  Source for photo here.

So then we decided that we were going in anyway to sea the Free Willy and the Flippers of this so-called Sea World/Aquarium in this park.  We were then overwhelmed by a bunch of MEN!!! I'm not talking Park Rangers, or regular Joes, but dapper, handsome looking men. I looked around, and that is when me and Jerry made eye contact.  He came straight over to me, and KISSED ME!!!! 

Now I know what you may be thinking.... yuck. But see me out.  Instead of looking like the stupid college jock Trip McNeely from Can't Hardly Wait......

 it was pretty amazing that he was dressed and looked just like this:

Oh how I miss 90's movies.
Scream, American Pie, Groundhog Day, Mrs. Doubtfire, Clueless, Wayne's World? 

They just don't make them like that anymore.

Oh, and Jerry, if you're reading this.....anytime you want to grace your presence in my dreams, come on over!


  1. I LOVE this! I have the weirdest dreams too. I love 90s movies as well. I can quote most of them!

  2. This is actually the most amazing thing I have ever read! I'm dying over here.

  3. lol how funny!!!! But he does look pretty handsome in that mag cover.

  4. This is hilarious, my dreams are always strange and vivid too!