So one thing I failed to mention in my weekend recap yesterday was that I read and finished The Fault in our Stars. I bought it Friday afternoon and just finished it last night (Monday night).
Since it's Humpday confessions. . .
I know this one is gonna get an uproar put on some people's shit lists but i just don't care...
but, I confess that I didn't think "The Fault in our Stars" was in the 'OH MY GOD, STOP WHAT YOUR DOING RIGHT NOW AND READ THIS BOOK' category. I'm sorry. It just wasn't. I have read WAY better books. With that said, I think the movie is going to be better. Once it comes out in Redbox I will absolutely be renting it. Because publicly crying is just not my thing.
P.S. I didn't cry reading the book. But one of the major parts where I would have expected to, I was cycling at the gym so possibly I didn't want to look like an idiot. Call me the devil but yeah, it just didn't wow me.
I confess that eating healthy sucks. I miss my lay's potato chips and extra buttery popcorn. [editor's note: i ate lays potato chips last night]
I confess, that I really miss my long hair. This humidity and short hair just isn't cutting it. And I really have some nerve to be complaining about humidity after the winter we had. But confessions are for complaints right? For the most part?
Something I don't understand....why Essie's Bikini So Teeny is BLOWING up this summer? Wasn't it from like 2012? (p.s. i had to google that to pretend to be a know-it-all)
I'm getting really frustrated with people Craigslist. Because you know, I've been searching for a mountain bike and I've found so many good ones, at great prices, and by the time I email the owner, they are sold already. I emailed this man last night at 8pm and I still haven't received a response. HELLO, Is the bike available OR NOT? [editor's note again: apparently its sold because the ad is GONE]
Speaking of craigslist...I really liked the movie Craigslist Killer. I know this was based on a true story, shame on me, but I love those Lifetime movies. You know what other one was good? The Perfect Husband (Starring former Clark Kent from Lois & Clark), and The Wrong Woman (starring Winnie Cooper).
I confess that I'd really like to kick Mother Nature's ass for blessing my face with 278 pimples...I don't know what's worst. Cystic acne on the chin that feels like a volcano ready to burst at any moment, or those stupid little shit pimps that can NEVER be popped because they are on weird meaty parts of your body (cheek, upper side above lip, your NECK, WHAT GIVES?!?!). Anyways, I'm hating her right now because again, pimples galore.
So, what else? I can't really think of anything at the moment. So this will have to do!