September 10, 2014

Mandolin Slicers

I remember the day I got my first mandolin slicer. Very vividly actually.  It was about two months ago, after I had a hibachi dinner and decided that I needed one so I could get mushrooms sliced thing like they come in the Miso Soup. Luckily, my coworker had two in her house that were not used, they were brand new. So she gave me one. I was SO freaking ecstatic I got one for free and started using it immediately. 

It came with all these contraptions and I was too lazy to read the instructions.  I just wanted thinly sliced mushrooms and onions (for homemade pizza, not miso soup). So I found the piece that I thought would be the most common (without any holes in it) popped it into the actual slicer and got to work. I was thrilled with the results and it quickly became my go-to kitchen gadget.


That was until last night that is.

Last night I was supposed to make meatloaf for dinner, but I decided taking a bath and relaxing was more important than prepping a loaf of meat and cut up potatoes.  Mike called me and I told him I wasn't really up to making dinner (wife of the year I am) and he offered to get the makings for subs (or hoagies for you strange people that call them hoagies). I agreed happily!

He stopped at our favorite produce store, Top Tomato, and got honey smoked turkey, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, a red onion and some other things. I was freaking starving. This trip took forever and we had his mom and sister coming over between 7-7:30 to pick up our full bed. I don't know about you but I hate being interrupted during dinner time. So it was pushing 6:30 and he still wasn't home. You can imagine at this point I'm getting pretty hangry.  He finally pulled in and I got to work getting the lettuce and onions prepped.

So if I was too lazy to make a (simple) meatloaf, do you think that I used the little hand protector for the onion? No, why would I do that? It just would create yet another thing for me to clean after we were done eating.  So I cut off a very small edge of the onion and started slicing away that onion on the mandolin.  Until my middle finger got sliced right through it!

Insert the loudest scream imaginable and me crying hysterically, two frantic cats and a husband who doesn't know what the hell is going on. I screamed because I knew my finger sliced through the mandolin. I wasn't in pain.  Then 30 seconds later, the pain and GUSHING, SQUIRTING blood came.  Oh my GOD,  What the hell did I do? It was awful. I couldn't stop crying. It really hurt so bad!

Two hours later it was still bleeding and I really didn't know if I should go to the ER or not. I called my nurse friend and she was surprised at how calm I sounded.  I told her, Coll, last year I slowly ripped off my toenail under my front door, this is cake compared to that! (If you've been around these parts for awhile you remember this story) So basically she suggested cleaning it out, and wrapping it up, also, getting a tetanus shot,  A SHOT? AKA A NEEDLE? HELL NO,

Well, long story short, I got it cleaned up, and my doctor's office isn't open on Wednesdays (?) so I went to Health Services at work and they gave me the shot for free. Hell yeah. And I didn't even cry :)

Mandolin slicers, they are pretty serious. ALWAYS USE THE GUARD!


P.S. the pictures are gross. But if you are interested....





19 comments:

  1. Owwwww! The minute I saw the title of this post...I knew you'd done the same thing I had. Hence, I'm no longer a fan of the mandolin slicer. :o(

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  2. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO.
    My jaw dropped when I got to that part and stayed open the entire time. GAH NO BAD. I actually had 2 slicery thingys and sent them both back without using them because I was too lazy. Now i'm glad I sent them back haha.

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  3. OMG I got one of those for my birthday and I got cut by it WHILE I WAS JUST OPENING THE PACKAGE! ahhh I hope your finger feels better!

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  4. OH MY GOD THAT LOOKS AWFUL! You poor thing. I've never used one of those slicers and jesus now I never will!

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  5. OH MY GOD - that is terrible!! Sorry doll, but at least you didn't have to go to the ER, I was going to say I wanted one of those, but now I'm deathly afraid!!

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  6. HOLY SHIT!!!!! You cut a huuuuuge ass chunk off!!!!

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  7. I'm holding my finger after reading this. We were gonna get one of those, but uh... now im scared lol.

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  8. I second with Amanda......holy shit was the exact words out of my mouth! I have cut myself on that death trap before but now I am second guessing using that thing ever again. Yes that little guard......I am taping it to the side right now.

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  9. ahhhh that looks so painful. I know because I did the same thing. I wear a cutting glove at work when I use this gadget, but didn't think I need that when I was washing it. Wrong!! I went to shove it a sink (yes, shove) and pressed right on the sharp blade. I swear it hit my bone and I almost threw up! I won't touch that thing now! Hope your finger feels fast!

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  10. OMG!!! that is serious bidness.... and that must have bled like a mofo. at least you didn't have to get stitches. hope it heals fast.

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  11. Ok I had to pass over the pics because I'm eating and that shit grosses me out to begin with, but DAMN! I would not have been calm, and I would have definitely rushed to the ER because I'm a huge baby. But I'm glad you were able to stay calm and take care of it!.Hope you have a speedy recovery!

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  12. I did the exact same thing on New Year's Day! I had to go to the ER and I still never regained feeling in my finger!

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  13. Yikes!! What a terrible accident. I haven't broken out my mandolin in ages, but now I'm glad I haven't. Hope it heals up quickly for ya!

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  14. i have that same one--those are no joke! glad you're ok!

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  15. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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  16. Oh my gosh, OW!! That looks seriously painful. I cut my finger with a knife a little while ago and thought that was bad haha. nope! I definitely pull the "I don't feel like making that/anything" card at dinner time haha.. every now and then!

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  17. Oh dear me! Is it ok now? Well as ok as it can be?

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  18. i too have sliced my finger on one of these bad boys. but not when i was even using it...i was just pulling it out of the cabinet! SO freaking painful. i thought i was never going to stop bleeding!

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